one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
this has gone too far
Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school
when younger people are more successful than me
Xannies & Tramadols. Check mate.
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
I hope the son sees this when he gets older